Me: Can I summon bees?
DM: You’re a ghost you can’t do anything.
Me: Roll to summon bees!
Anonymous said: So are you and Bee doing a contest to see who can hold off an update for the longest amount of time?
yes, it was a conspiracy we developed at the hall of doom while twirling our mustaches and planning world domination.
Oh my god, Jules, I can’t believe you told them the plan.
Incidentally, I got this exact same ask except mine had a ;) at the end, which I find exceptionally significant.
Clearly they do not fear me enough, as they do not feel the need to placate me with winky faces.
So what do I roll to terrorize the city as a t-rex?